And Next, In the News!

I would just like to say... who gives a fuck what Michael Phelps is listening to?

Are these people trying to insult my intelligence?

How about Russia invading Georgia, or maybe how McCain made fun of his rival by handing out free tire gauges because Obama suggested that properly inflated tires could save on gas - which is true!

No, no, I think I'd rather know what Michael Phelps is listening to. Way to go loser.

**Side Note: I know I'm bitching. I'm sure at some point Yahoo ran those stories but I'm still insulted that that's their number one at this moment. Fucking: What Is Michael Phelps Listening To? ARRGHHHH -throws a table!-